It Begins.....

Yeah, I haven't a clue what I'm doing, either. It just occurred to me that there has note been a topic decided upon yet. So I suppose I could write an entry on not having a topic, but that seems like a boring venture. Instead, on this fair morning, I shall talk about a subject near and dear to my heart. I speak, of course, about bagels.

They are a deliciously divine food, I must say. Recently, I purchased a pack of 6 multigrain bagels, and my goodness, have they disappeared. Not because they're being thrown out, no sir, but they are being consumed at a startling rate. Logic dictates that this can only be because they are delicious. And we all know how much of a fan I am of logic. It is with this knowledge that I can honestly say that bagels are one of the greatest breakfast foods created by humans. Admittedly, there are a lot of bad bagels out there, which is an injustice to the bagel society as a whole. But a good bagel, slightly toasted, is unbeatable. Well, perhaps not unbeatable, for a good English Muffin can give a bagel a run for its money in the breakfast baked good category, but a bagel is certainly well placed and well received. I can think of no breakfast more enjoyable than eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, and a toasted bagel. Actually, I can think of French Toast, that's pretty good. But society dictates that bagels and French Toast should not be mixed for some reason. Throw off societal norms, say I! Bagel eaters of the world... Unite!

If it is not plainly evident, I am writing this post while very hungry. I am using the temptation of the last bagel in the fridge as a self-reward for completing this entry. So, as soon as I finish this... I eat. This is a prospect that pleases me greatly. However, I shall also be saddened. For the bagel which I shall eat in a few moments is the last of the bagels in my place of residence. And the prospect of soon having no bagels is a prospect which deeply saddens me. I do not relish the fact that soon I will be bagelless. It is with a heavy heart that I shall eat my bagel, and the victory of completing this post will be a hollow one. Bagels are a fantastic creation, and I do not wish a lack of bagels upon anyone.

So, everyone, have a bagel. Feel them, taste them, love them. Such a delicious baked good in the form of a ring has rarely been seen in this world, and shall never be seen again. I believe I shall start the worldwide "Bagel Appreciation Day" shortly. I expect such an event to catch on readily.

On a separate note, the spellchecker in this thing is dumb. Apparently, I spelled "multigrain", "hashbrowns", and "bagelless" incorrectly. I can understand bagelless, because I made that up, but the others are ridiculous. Sigh, what a world.

Till next time,

Cow