Friday, December 19, 2008

Woops

Well so much for the only rule of this Blog. Amazingly I half forgot this thing even existed for a period of close to four days. Not so good. Whats worse, however, is the fact that I am still not used to writing a blog everyday and I keep forgetting to look for interesting topics to write about. Thank gosh this is only a practice blog.

Indeed, finding a topic for a blog post at the moment without sounding boring, stupid or being super short and uninteresting is rather difficult. I would compare it to trying to fight a rapid badger with a spoon. Sure you may scoop out his eye or shove the spoon in his ear but in the end your likely to die or at the very least contract rabies. Similarly, for every good post you write there is at least seven otherones that you have to put massive amounts of sheer will power to even write a title for them. And once you've got that far you have about as much of a chance of writing an interesting blog as a blind hunter does of shooting at a single flying swallow three hundred yards away.

Yet it would be entirely to irresponsible to shirk my duties as a poster on this blog. In fact, the entire point of this blog was to improve our creative skills and the ability to keep an entertaining quality to our posts. Difficult, yes, but hardly impossible. As President Elect Obama once said (or maybe far more than once) "YES WE CAN MAKE A GOOD BLOG!". Okay maybe I'm paraphrasing a little but you get the point.

I may have already been defeated by the only rule that really matters but I do not intend to give up. Did Custard back down at the battle of little Big Horn (even though he probably should have)? NO! Did the Rebellion give up when the Deathstar was built nigh indestructable? NO! Will I give up on this blog? Maybe... BUT NOT NOW!

Actually, on second thought I'm kinda hungry. So I probably will actually stop writing now. But rest assured as the terminator once said "I'll be back" and likely with a vegence, or at least another post.

1 comment:

  1. Testin' out the comments section.

    This was absolutely hilarious. Start to finish, it was great. If I were a mutant, I'd give you three thumbs up. Good job, you managed to turn "No Topic" into one of the most amusing posts thus far.

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